Temperature Conversion Chart
@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Mich go swimming in the rivers.
@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Mich plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Mich sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Mich drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Erie water gets thicker.
@ +20 degrees
Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Mich throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Mich have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die.
Michiganders lick the flagpole.
@ 0 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Mich get out their winter coats.
@ -10 degrees
The Girl Scouts in Mich are selling cookies door to door.
@ -25 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic .
Mich Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
@ -30 degrees
Mount St. Helen's freezes.
People in Mich rent some videos.
@ -40 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
@ -45 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Mich complain about farmers with cold hands.
@ -60 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Mich start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
@ -100 degrees
Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl!